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When all else fails in our current timeline…at least we’ve got humor (and maybe a little delusion).
A digitally altered image of a man’s face with exaggerated features. Text above reads, “HAVE YOU SAID THANK YOU.”
Ahhhhhh, I can’t help but laugh. These 28 funny tweets from the week should help you, too:
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Tweet by @mithkii about having a bad day in the Midwest, humorously likening it to feeling like 2004
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Tweet by Mark Schindler sharing a scam text message inviting someone to dinner
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Tweet exchange discussing the idea that “Parents can detect fake friends,” with a humorous reply mentioning a pyramid scheme
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Cartoon of Michelin Man at a factory line, unsure about rating restaurants, as tires turn into star ratings
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A tweet joking about winning an 8-ball pool game and receiving word games in response, with high engagement stats visible
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Tweet with text messages. Sender feels bad for kicking out an octopus. Receiver reassures sender by calling the octopus lazy
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Tweet about someone yelling “WAGON WHEEL WATUSI” in Cher’s voice, causing a neighbor to check on them
The reference.
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Text conversation: Neil asks about acquiring items and crazy donuts. N mentions hell related to love languages. Neil’s mom is concerned about unanswered emails
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Tweet by @flowerisonfire: “If I was famous I would do so many Q&As because unfortunately I love talking about myself.”
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A tweet humorously mentions telling a father about Elon Musk’s 13 children being mostly conceived through male-selective IVF, leading to his dad’s shocked pause
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Tweet by user “brian” questioning if obtaining a Real ID is still necessary or if the requirement was removed
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Person in oversized knitted outfit covering from neck to floor, with a high collar and fringed hem, standing in a minimalistic room
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Tweet joking about fashion experts identifying a shoelace as part of a Mesopotamian collection led by Hammurabi
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A neon sign with “Lite Beer, Great Taste” and rainbow colors. The tweet above humorously reflects on corporate pride
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Tweet by user @superloafcat reads: “i come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.” 56 comments, 17K retweets, 76K likes, 1.4M views
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A wooden plank covered with various pasta dishes and a glass of red wine on a table in a restaurant setting
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Stack of labeled boxes with various hoses and cables, resembling a complex system. Tweet suggests understanding is needed for minimum wage discussion
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Tweet by user saying they love that cats slap things they don’t understand. 1.2M views. Date: March 1, 2025
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Tweet about folding and eating pizza in three bites, impressing a toddler who copied the feat
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Tweet about the struggles of being 14, mentioning confusion about identity and personal difficulties
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Dog in a hat, yellow shirt, and red shorts, edited to look like a person, with a tweet about going to a baseball game and Rainforest Cafe
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Tweet by ReddCinema: Reflects on not needing a backpack on the last day of elementary school as a moment of true freedom
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Person wearing pants with a lightning design and slippers designed like rats on a subway. Tweet asks where one would wear this outfit
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Tweet from @ratlimit: “Woke up with my gf and we’re just scrolling our phones. The vibe between us is like 2 strangers in a doctor’s office waiting room.”
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Tweet by @Awakenjp: “I’m glad cars were invented imagine riding a horse at 3am comin back from the club” with a crying emoji
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A man looks thoughtful in a room, reacting to a tweet about frequently updating a will
That’s all I got for this week. For more funny tweets, check out our previous weekly roundups:
38 Hilarious Tweets From The Week That Are So, So, SO Silly I Forgot What Normal Looked Like
I Apologize To My Apartment Neighbors Because My Laughter Could Definitely Be Heard Through The Walls After Chuckling At These 32 Funny Posts From The Week
